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"A brave man once requested me. . .
to answer questions that are key. . .
Is it to be or not to be. . .
and I replied 'Oh, why ask me?'. . ."
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Futuaris nisi irrisus ridebis
How about Safe Sane and Secure? If you think about it Secure has more than one meaning heheh
Cheers
David Houdini
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The Stones, I love the Stones. I watch them whenever I can. Fred, Barney.
Steven Wright
My B/W account shadesofdave [link]
and the new HDR club [link]
–adjective 1. formed or existing merely by consent: a consensual transaction.
2. Physiology. (of an action) involuntarily correlative with a voluntary action, as the contraction of the iris when the eye is opened.
But I agree it is hard to read. Why I used it? It's a mantra in the BDSM world.
`lns
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If you open your mind for me
You won't rely on open eyes to see
The walls you built within
Come tumbling down, and a new world will begin
Queensryche, Silent Lucidity
Was it a Mantra that got Steve Irwin?
Sorry... big smack for SS
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The Stones, I love the Stones. I watch them whenever I can. Fred, Barney.
Steven Wright
My B/W account shadesofdave [link]
and the new HDR club [link]
Manta...I get it. I think the Space Shuttle blew up in 1981, and jokes are sure to come only minutes after.
`lns
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If you open your mind for me
You won't rely on open eyes to see
The walls you built within
Come tumbling down, and a new world will begin
Queensryche, Silent Lucidity
`lns
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If you open your mind for me
You won't rely on open eyes to see
The walls you built within
Come tumbling down, and a new world will begin
Queensryche, Silent Lucidity
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As it was, there were temporary cease-fires in his angry dialogue with a God in Whom he did not believe.
`lns
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If you open your mind for me
You won't rely on open eyes to see
The walls you built within
Come tumbling down, and a new world will begin
Queensryche, Silent Lucidity
Thanks!
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"I can't control my destiny - I trust my soul - My only goal - Is just to be"
"Can I help you with something?"
"Angels fallen from Heaven have no choice but to become Deamons."
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